A man is dining in a fancy retaurant,and there is a gorgeous girl sitting at the next table.He had been checking her out since he sat down,but lacked that nerve to talk to her.Suddenly ,She sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man .He reflectively reaches out ,grabs it out of the air,and hands it back."Oh my,Iam so sorry,"the woman says as she pops her eye back in place."Let me buy you desert to make it up to you."
They enjoy a wonderful desert together,and afterwards ,the woman invites him to the theatre followed by drinks.After paying for everything ,She ask him if he would like to come to her place,and stay for breakfast the next morning.The next morning she cooks a gourment meal with all the trimmings .The guy is amazed .Everything has been incredible ."You know",he said you are the perfect woman.Are you this nice to every guy you meet ?" "No," She replies 'you just happened to catch my eye'.
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